Granny may want something sexy in her stocking this Christmas this year — as a range of sex toys for the elderly has just been launched.

Pass me the lube, love

Do you remember the days when granny was sat by the fire knitting away jumpers and scarves for the grand children and baking cakes. Well, those days have long gone as grannies these days are up for a bit of kinky fun with sex toys! Yes, don’t be shocked they have given up the knitting needles and replaced them with dildos and handcuffs.

A recent launch of sex toys from manufacturers Desire and Pleasure (part of the sexual health charity Family Planning Association) have been designed and aimed at the elderly to enhance their sex life in their golden years. With devices like remote-controlled vibrators, compact penis pumps and slow speed dildos, they hope to help randy grandads and grandmas get a new lease of life in the bedroom.

Naikita Halil, director of information at the Family Planning Association said “We did some research a couple of years ago on older people and the changing nature of their relationships. There seems to be a particular focus towards younger people in this industry, but you don’t get to 50 and just stop having sex. As a charity we want to promote healthy happy sex life for everyone”

Date a Granny member Steph, 62, knows once you get to a certain age, it doesn’t mean your sex life stops. She makes it known in her profile that she likes dressing up in kinky outfits and she says she could give some spring chickens a run for their money. Now she has some new toys to play with, she will be unstoppable.

If you fancy getting some of these toys, and are looking for a sexy granny to try them out on, you must visit the top rated UK granny dating site and see who takes your fancy.

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A Glamorous Granny

Well, when you reach a certain age in life – and that can vary quite a lot – you get to the point where you have absolutely nothing to lose and stuff what people think.  Your inhibitions have dropped and years of sexual tension can be released. Generally, sexy grannies have been in one long term relationship in their lives and have had very few sexual partners.

However, most of these older women would have been in their twenties during the era of free love and sexual freedom of the 1970s. Having had the taste of that freedom they then marry and bring up a family – stifling their sexual energy.  They often have had years of frustration, as happens in marriage, sex tends to take a back seat. So it’s sex in the back seat in the 1970s and 2012 sex in the back seat again, except they are not there!

Have you noticed that in pubs, clubs and other social gatherings, the sexual comments and innuendo mainly come from women over retirement age? Indeed the wildest women at a Dream Boys or Chippendales concert are the ones stuffing their bus passes into bulging thongs, hoping for a quick fondle at the same time.

A Granny, more than likely, will have lost their long term life partner, with her kids grown up and left home. Now living in a more tolerant and liberal society – she feels it’s time to seek sex for sex sake. If it was a man, he would be a ‘dirty old man’ and shunned, but it is different for a woman, she’s classified as ‘feisty’ or ‘a game old girl’.

So let’s hear it for those liberated women, those gorgeous women, who want to share their experience as well as gaining new ones. Let’s hear it for those lovely Grannies who spit in the eye of age and say ‘I’m sexy – come and get me – if you dare!’

That, guys, is an invitation you cannot refuse. So go online to a granny dating site and learn something new from those beautiful, bountiful golden girls.

Our XXX Granny of the Month For August is 54 years old Susie. She lives in Berkshire and her favourite sex position is cowgirl – yee hah.

XXX Grandma Susie

“I’m looking for a mirror image of me. I’m happily married but not sexually fulfilled. I’m very discerning, I expect you to be clean, polite and undemanding. I don’t mind you being married but if you lie to me and say you’re not and you turn out to be you’ll have a lot in common with my cat, and he’s been neutered. I know I don’t look my age, I keep myself fit without being obsessive and I dress to impress without being cheap.”

She continues “I need to connect with you on an intellectual level long before you taste the wares. When you do you’ll not be disappointed. I’m not into anything seriously kinky but I am quite adventurous and my appetite for sex is not overwhelming just strong. I can’t accomodate and I don’t do cheap hotels. Where we go doesn’t have to be expensive, but it does have to be conducive to being romanced.”

“Once we get to know each other you’ll find I like to be thrilled and don’t mind taking risks, like sex outdoors or in public places. What I definitely don’t like is crudeness, rudeness, liars, meekness or arrogance. I have no age boundaries although I prefer men of my own age, but you have to be in reasonable shape, for your age. Ultimately I’m looking for just one man, even if I try a few on the way.”

“Form an orderly, gentlemanly queue, but don’t expect a quick response, I have other things in life to do too.”

OK, Susie – we are all sure most men would like to do as they are told by you! Hopefully she has given you something to think about – and if so, and you want to see more and find out more about this month’s XXX Grandma of the Month, just click on her picture to find out more.

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